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Or: if you don’t know anything about BTS and at this point you're too afraid to ask, this is the post for you
Making history as the first South Korean idol group to be nominated for a Grammy (two months after becoming the first South Korean idol group to have a Billboard #1 on the Hot 100, and they just debuted a #1 album and single this week too,) if you are a member of this sub, it’s likely you’ve now heard of BTS in some capacity. And it’s almost as likely you have an opinion about them.
This is a comprehensive post dedicated to explaining various aspects of BTS’ music and cultural context in order to serve as an introduction to the group, similar to the old Pop Compass series on this sub.
One of the clearest issues when discussing BTS is a tendency to either gloss over or blow entirely out of proportion BTS’ mistakes, and I’ve done my best to ensure neither of these things happen and that, instead, BTS’ history is covered accurately but with humour and criticism where appropriate.
A brief note to those who are already calling me jobless on Twitter: the members of BTS are, like all of us (except you, Automod, hi babe,) human beings. They have done things that merit criticism. All of this will be explored in this post. But first, let’s cover the basics.

Come be my teacher

This section is intended to introduce you to the seven members of BTS, discuss BTS’ origins in the industry, and clarify a number of terms that may be unfamiliar to you.

As basic as it gets

BTS is an abbreviation of Bangtan Sonyeondan, a romanisation of the Hangul 방탄소년단. Bangtan Sonyeondan roughly translates to ‘Bulletproof Boy Scouts’, though this fact is often ignored, possibly due to the fact that it’s ridiculous and men in the military in Korea think it’s stupid (and they’re right.) BTS are most frequently referred to as BTS, Bangtan, or Bangtan Boys.
Due to the group’s increased international activities, it’s been stated in recent years that BTS can also be an abbreviation for ‘Beyond the Scene’. For the purposes of this post, they’ll be called BTS, unless I slip up and call them Bangtan. Which I definitely will.
In South Korea, the name for fans of an idol group is determined by the group (or more accurately, their label). Blackpink’s fans are called Blinks, a cute portmanteau of ‘black’ and ‘pink’. Fans of Girls’ Generation are called Sones, in reference to their Korean name, Sonyeo Sidae (SNSD). Before their replacement by Blackpink, 2NE1 fans were known as Blackjacks, because 21 is the number of points you cannot exceed in a game of blackjack. GOT7 fans’ ahgase nickname is an alternate spelling of iGot7, their official fandom name. These fandom names make varying degrees of sense, but are hugely important for a group.
BTS’ dedicated fans are known as ARMY (with or without an s added to make it plural), which is another abbreviation, this time for ‘Adorable Representative MC for Youth’ and we’re just going to pretend it’s not. You've probably seen ARMY before, whether on Twitter, Youtube, or someone complaining about them.

Members

Members will be referred to with the Korean naming system, which places the surname (family name) first. I’ll also be using the most common romanisations, but I’ll explain if there are others. Their 'official' name is bolded.

RM

Kim Nam-joon — also known as Rap Monster (formerly), Rap Mon (formerly), RM, Real Me, Joon, Joonie, and Namjoon

BTS' leader (a position that can be difficult to explain, but in RM's case, BTS was essentially built up around him) and one of its rappers, RM is also the member you're most likely to recognise if you watch a lot of BTS' English interviews, given that he's the only member fluent in English and often acts as a translator for the members of BTS when abroad. (In Bon Voyage 4, a travel show featuring BTS and set in New Zealand, there's a scene where BTS are at a car rental and everyone starts saying that they need Namjoon because he speaks English, which really epitomises his role as the face of the group abroad.)
RM also does a lot of production and songwriting for BTS, and has done a great deal to shape BTS' sound and image. He's released two solo mixtapes, most recently Mono. Like the other rappers in BTS, he's done a number of features, including 2020's Winter Flower by Younha.

J-Hope

Jung Ho-seok — also known as J-Hope, Hobi, and Hoseok

J-Hope is another one of the rappers, as well as being BTS' best dancer, and an occasional vocalist. (Check out his robot to get an idea of his incredible body control.) Like RM, he often takes an active role in producing and composing the group's music.
He's easily the most outwardly positive member of the group, and can frequently be seen smiling through all the members' bullshit. Namjoon has suggested that, were he not to be the leader of BTS, J-Hope would easily fulfill the role in his stead.
As a solo artist, he's released the mixtape (or 'hixtape') Hope World. He's also released a collaboration with Becky G, Chicken Noodle Soup (with a soda on the side!)

Suga

Min Yoon-gi — also known as Suga (pronounced like sugar, without the ‘r’), Agust D (his solo alias — backwards, Agust D is DT Suga; D-T is an abbreviation for Daegu, the city he’s from), Minstradamus (for his ability to predict BTS' future achievements) and Yoongi

The last of BTS' main rappers (though others, primarily Jungkook, have sometimes filled this role in live shows), Suga has been with RM for 10 years, and their partnership has made BTS what it is. Known for his stoic demeanor and thin patience for American media, he presents himself as a rags to riches (or peasant to a king) success story.
As a solo artist going by the name Agust D, he's released two mixtapes, Agust D and D-2, the latter of which was released earlier this year, and the lead single (of sorts) from it, Daechwita, is a must-listen if you have any interest in hip hop or phenomenal visuals based on Korean history.
At the time of writing (December 2020), Yoongi is currently not promoting with BTS after undergoing shoulder surgery to treat an injury accrued before his debut, though he's slated to return in January 2021.

Jin

Kim Seok-jin — also known as Jin, Worldwide Handsome and Seokjin

BTS' oldest member (not that anyone gives him any respect for it) and their 'visual' (in idoldom, the visual member is the most attractive member by Korean beauty standards) who was scouted on the street on the way to university, where he studied acting.
He's released a number of solo tracks, including Tonight, written with RM, and is known for his vibrant personality and high degree of confidence.
You might have heard about him in the news recently, as Jin is about to turn 28 (30 under the Korean age system, which is complicated, let's not get into that) in December and thus is reaching the period where he is legally required to enlist in the armed forces, as South Korea has mandatory conscription for able bodied men between the ages of 18 and 28, though a bill was just passed that would allow exceptional artists (like Jin and the other members of BTS) to delay enlistment a further two years.
Jin's enlistment will have major consequences for BTS, as men are required to serve for a minimum of a year (usually, it ends up being a year and a half) and there's a great deal of speculation regarding what approach Big Hit/BTS will take to enlistment. It's entirely possible that several members, or all of them, may enlist at the same time, in order to be discharged at the same time and immediately resume their careers.

V

Kim Tae-hyung — also known as V, Tae, TaeTae, Yeontan’s father (Yeontan is his dog), and Taehyung

Known mostly for his lower vocal range, V is one of the members of BTS’ popular maknae line (more on this below) along with Jimin and Jungkook. The three maknae line members often rank highly in preference surveys and idol brand rankings (essentially, a measure of how much of a household name an idol is, and how valuable they would be as a brand ambassador).
V has released a number of solo tracks, most recently ‘Sweet Night’ (sung entirely in English) for the Itaewon Class (a drama released on Netflix in the US) soundtrack. He's been working on a solo mixtape, and though no release is currently slated, it seems to be coming soon.
In 2016, he made his debut as an actor in the historical drama series Hwarang: The Poet Warrior Youth. (His costar in Hwarang, Park Seo-joon, was the lead of Itaewon Class. Just a fun fact for you.)

Jimin

Park Ji-min — also known as Jimin, Chimmy/Chimchim, and (Baby) Mochi (for his mochi shaped cheeks)

As mentioned, Jimin is part of the hugely successful maknae line, and, in addition to being one of BTS’ most prominent vocalists, he’s also one of their best dancers.
As a solo artist, he’s released three songs as part of BTS releases (including one of my favourite songs on a BTS record, Filter, from 2020’s MAP OF THE SOUL : 7), all of which have the distinction of having been streamed over 100 million times each on Spotify, making him the most successful Korean solo artist on Spotify.

Jungkook

Jeon Jung-kook — are you ready for this? Also known as Jung Kook (this is the official romanisation no one actually uses), Kookie, JK, muscle pig/muscle bunny (for his ‘bunny’ front teeth and the fact he’s like. jacked), golden maknae, Jeongguk (another romanisation of his name; nicknames like ‘Guk’ and ‘Gukkie’ are derived from it), sell out king (because items he wears or has immediately sell out), and Jungkook

The youngest member of BTS, born in 1997, Jungkook is often referred to as their golden maknae because of his ability to do just about everything, from singing and dancing and rapping to filmmaking and athletics. In the documentary Break The Silence, released earlier this year, he expressed feeling like he doesn’t live up to that title, so we should call him what he is, BTS’ very talented youngest member.
As a solo artist, Jungkook has released a few tracks as part of BTS releases, notably Euphoria, and directed the music video for BTS’ newest single, Life Goes On (he makes videos of the members of BTS and uploads them to the Golden Closet Films series, named for his 'Golden Closet' studio, so this isn’t as random as it seems.)
He’s set to release a solo mixtape at some point in the future. It will probably have lots of EDM style production, because he’s an EDM rat, which you can see most clearly on ‘Stay’ from BTS’ most recent album, BE, a track originally intended for Jungkook’s mixtape.

Subunits 101

There’s a lot of references to ‘lines’ in Korean pop culture. Lines (or subunits) are essentially smaller groupings within a larger group. Here are the best known groupings in BTS.
Rap Line (the members who rap most frequently): RM, Suga, and J-Hope
Vocal Line (the members who sing most frequently): Jin, V, Jimin, and Jungkook
Hyung Line [in the Korean language, ‘hyung’ is an honourific term (a term used out of respect for seniority) translating approximately to ‘older brother’, used by men to refer to other men who are older than them]: Jin, Suga, J-Hope, and usually RM
Maknae Line [‘maknae’ is more of a position title than an honourific, meaning ‘youngest member’; Jungkook is the youngest member and thus maknae of BTS; the maknae line is the three (or four, when RM is counted) youngest members]: V, Jimin, Jungkook
95 Line: this refers to V and Jimin, who were both born in 1995 (in Korea, you can refer to your birth year as making you a ‘# liner’; for example, V and Jimin are 95 liners)
94 Line: RM and J-Hope were both born in 1994
A number of other lines and pairings exist both officially and within the fandom, including the introvert and extrovert lines, and the subunits based on their former living arrangements (Jimin and J-Hope are sometimes referred to as ‘perpetual roommates’, Suga and Jin are called Sin, Suga and J-Hope’s friendship is called Sope.)
Of course, as with any big fandom there are also ship names, but these follow convention and are portmanteaus of the members involved (eg ‘Taekook’ or ‘Vminkook’ or ‘Namkook’). A primer about these relationships and conspiracies will be made in a future Teatime post.

Big Hit and Bang PD

Big Hit Entertainment is the company/agency (these terms are used interchangeably) in charge of BTS, and Bang PD (also known as Hitman Bang, the hits in ‘Hitman’ being musical hits and not, like, murder) is its founder.
In order to understand BTS’ (and Big Hit’s) history you also need to understand idol culture.

Thou shalt have no idols but BTS

Idol culture is incredibly expansive and has deep roots, but in brief, a basic guide to idoldom:
Every idol begins as a trainee for an entertainment company. Trainees are chosen through auditions (Big Hit held a global audition for their second girl group last year — though we don’t talk about Glam, their first girl group, which dissolved due to a member blackmailing an actor, around here, lol) and enter into a contractual relationship with the company.
They’re often under incredibly restrictive rules at very young ages (Jungkook became a trainee at 13) and live away from their families, taking lessons in and undergoing assessments on a wide range of things, from dancing to media training to Japanese (if part of the target market) and English. In many companies, debuting (the process by which a trainee graduates to become a rookie idol, releasing their debut song) is not guaranteed. Trainees will be ranked and compete with each other on a monthly basis in order to retain their place as a trainee, with the likely majority of idol trainees never debuting.
Some trainees are trainees for a relatively short period of time (no member of BTS trained longer than three years); others may face more difficulty (Bang Chan of JYP Entertainment’s boy group Stray Kids was a trainee for seven years before debuting.)
After debut, idols begin to follow a regimented programme of comebacks, concerts, show appearances, fansigns, and other promotional events. In kpop, a comeback is just a new album cycle, with a new single, rather than the more common definition in English of returning after a long period away. Comebacks are often accompanied by mini albums (equivalent to EPs in the anglophone market) or repackages (deluxe editions, essentially.) Full albums can be rare, best typified by Blackpink’s debuting in 2016 and releasing their first full length album (with eight whole tracks!) in 2020. But Blackpink’s management is fucked up, so let’s not dwell too long on that.
For many years, the biggest agencies in kpop have been ‘the big three’ — SM Entertainment (named after CEO Lee Soo Man, label of iconic groups like Girls Generation and Shinee, and now currently managing Red Velvet, EXO, NCT’s 3904 subgroups, and, recently, Aespa), JYP Entertainment (named for founder Park JY, currently managing Twice, Got7, Stray Kids, and Itzy, among others), and YG Entertainment (known for its dungeon [how fans refer to YG's practice of not promoting their artists, they're put in the dungeon], run by Yang Hyun-suk [known as YG,] and mismanaging Blackpink, Big Bang, Winner, Treasure, and 2NE1 [rest in peace].)
When BTS first debuted in 2013, it’s undeniable they faced difficulties due to being from a then-small company, Big Hit. In Korea, a vital part of promotion for up and coming, newly debuted idol groups is music shows, where idols perform choreography for their comebacks as part of a televised competition. At the end of the show, a winner for that week is chosen based on the voting system, which varies from show to show. This is what people refer to when they discuss a song or group’s ‘1st (first) win’. Winning a music show is an important achievement.
Music shows are run by South Korea’s broadcasting corporations: they are SBS (Inkigayo), KBS (Music Bank), MBC (Show! Music Core), Mnet (M Countdown), MBC Music (Show Champion) and SBS MTV (The Show). Of these shows, SBS’ Inkigayo is arguably the most prestigious.
The big three agencies have connections to these broadcasters and shows that give their artists an advantage. Generally speaking, artists from smaller companies are unlikely to reach notable levels of success, as they usually lack the resources and connections necessary to do so. That’s not to say it doesn’t happen — many successful (mostly girl) groups these days are part of smaller companies.
When BTS debuted, as stated, Big Hit was a small company. This is where the narrative of BTS as the underdogs of kpop because of their company began. In some ways, this narrative holds true. In others, it collapses — BTS’ lack of success during their rookie years has a number of factors that could explain it, including strong competition (most notably from SM’s EXO), their initially being a hip hop oriented group, their subversive lyrics (their first two years of music focused on the failures of the Korean education system and other societal problems), their not meeting idol beauty standards, and Big Hit bring a small company. What’s important to remember is that the beginning of BTS’ career as a group was fairly unremarkable, aside from their accruement of minor accolades and the planting of seeds for what was to come. They didn’t have any music show wins in 2013 or 2014, and wore a lot of eyeliner!
And then 2015 happened. We’ll get to that.

The history of BTS, specifically

BTS was formed, as previously mentioned, around RM. As a teenager, he was involved in the underground rap community in South Korea under the name Runch Randa, which he recently said was due to a friend’s screen name in the hugely popular MMO MapleStory. (We still don’t know what a ‘runch’ or ‘randa’ is, though.) In 2010, after failing an audition for another company, he was mentioned to one of Big Hit’s main producers (and future BTS collaborator) Pdogg by another rapper, and then, after meeting with and auditioning for Bang PD, was subsequently signed to Big Hit as a trainee. Bang PD and Pdogg began crafting a hip hop oriented group around RM.
Yoongi had a similar story to RM, becoming an underground rapper going by the name of Gloss in his hometown of Daegu, also notable for producing for a number of other rappers. Suga entered a competition for rappers that also served as an audition, and despite achieving second place, went on to join Big Hit as a producer and has subsequently joked that he was tricked into joining BTS. He has known/lived with RM for ten years as of 2020.
J-Hope began as a dancer, participating in a dance crew in his hometown of Gwangju, and was considered seriously accomplished on the competition circuit. Due to his dance abilities he entered a dance competition run by JYP, and moved on to auditioning for Big Hit, becoming a trainee alongside RM and Suga.
Jin was first scouted off the street for his good looks (a story he has told many, many times) by a recruiter for SM Entertainment. He thought it was a scam. A few years later, he was scouted again on his way to university, this time by a Big Hit rep, and he was convinced to audition for Big Hit. Ironically, like Suga, he had other intentions when he became a trainee, intending to act, but was added to BTS’ lineup and the rest is history.
Jungkook’s career began in 2011 when he auditioned for the Mnet talent show Superstar K in either Busan, his hometown, or Daegu (different places say different things, corrections welcome.) He was ultimately eliminated, but, as the legend goes, seven separate agencies (including JYP) reached out, interested in recruiting him. He chose to join Big Hit as a trainee due to his admiration for RM, a thread that comes up again and again.
Tae became a trainee by sheer happenstance. After accompanying a friend to an audition for Big Hit in Daegu, a member of staff asked him to audition as well, and, after quickly obtaining permission, he did, becoming the only person to pass the audition that day. (Sorry to Tae’s friend, lmao, but that’s hilarious.)
Jimin was the last member to join Big Hit as a trainee, and had the shortest training time. He was a gifted dancer, and the top of his class in the modern dance department at his arts-oriented school in Busan. With a teacher’s encouragement, he auditioned for Big Hit in Busan, and passed.
Initially, Big Hit planned for the group that would include RM to be a hip hop group, and their debut was slated for 2011. However, for reasons that probably had everything to do with money and less to do with artistry (but thank god), the group was reorganised into a more traditional idol group, and the lineup with RM, Suga, J-Hope, Jin, Jungkook, V, and Jimin was finalised in 2012, with BTS finally debuting on 13 June 2013.
Over the years various people (mostly rappers) have said they were trained to become part of a nine to ten member BTS, including some notable names. Supreme Boi (now a BTS collaborator, working as a producer) was originally part of the lineup for BTS, before becoming a producer instead. Beenzino (who may be familiar to those familiar with Korean hip hop) is rumoured to have been invited to join the nine to ten member lineup, but turned it down.
Now that we’ve discussed BTS’ beginnings, it’s time to talk about what came after their debut.

Okay, so, I just lied

This post has gotten very long and is now beginning to flirt with eyes glazing over territory, so I think it’s best to end it here. In the next post, we’ll cover BTS’ complicated music (and the eras/groupings that go along with them) as well as any controversies.
If you have any questions or comments or concerns about anything listed here, or have any corrections you want to make or things you want to add, please do! What’s the point of a lesson without questions at the end? Nothing. There’s no point.
Feel free to ask anything about kpop that you’re curious about as well, because even if I don’t know it, I bet someone in the comments will.
That’s all for now 💜
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Whamoo is an online casino which is not only suitable for gamblers on a tight budget, but also for the true high rollers. You can place bets as low as a few cents, or as high as several thousands of euros or dollars at this online casino. Depending on your game of choice, whether its a jackpot video slot or classic table game, there are countless of options to bet big for maximum excitement and chances of winning top prizes. Further down in this Whamoo review, we will discuss some of the high limit games which are available.
Highrollers should also note that Whamoo comes with its own VIP programme in which you can quickly work yourself to the top category if you bet big. You can get instant access to your own dedicated casino manager and will get invites to high stakes tournaments. There are special weekly cashback bonuses as well for the true high roller gamblers at Whamoo. We will discuss the VIP program more in depth a bit further down this Whamoo review.
For now, let’s take a look at all the high roller games which are available at Whamoo Online Casino!

Endless rows of jackpot video slots

If you are a real lover of video slots you will be glad to hear that Whamoo has several hundreds of online video slots available. Although some of these slots are more suitable for beginning players or those on a tight budget, there are plenty of slots available where you can bet up to 100 euro/dollar per spin. This makes for some exhilarating and thrilling slot game action which will please any high stakes gambler out there!
Of course, Whamoo also has its share of jackpot slots where you have a shot at winning the progressive jackpot which can run well above a million euro or dollar! These premium slots, such as those using the famous Megaways system, offer countless of opportunities to place maximum bets at your video slot of choice.
Check the Whamoo game library whether or not your favourite slot is available as well, or try one of the many exciting new game additions! It is easy to browse through the Whamoo website. You can sort slots by software provider, or use the search function to check for your beloved title.

Join for some high stakes blackjack action

Blackjack has always been one of the most popular games among high rollers and the reasons why are quite clear. You can often bet high amounts of money on a single play and you can as a player slightly influence the outcome of a game as you need to decide whether you want to stand or hit another card.
At Whamoo, there is plenty of high stakes blackjack action. There are both normal blackjack games such as American Blackjack and multihand Blackjack, as well as blackjack tables in the live casino. In the live casino, which is powered by Pragmatic Play software, you can play several blackjack variants. Bets of up to several hundreds of euros or dollars, or even higher for the real VIPs, are possible.
Beat the hand of the dealer and hit that score of 21. Maybe it will be your lucky day playing blackjack at Whamoo Online Casino!

Grab a seat at the roulette table

There is plenty of roulette action at Whamoo as well. You can choose between virtual roulette versions, or opt for a seat at a roulette table in the live casino, where you are connected to a real-time croupier by video feed. Especially in the live casino high bets of up to a thousand dollar or more are possible, making roulette a big favourite among the real high stake gamblers.
Of course, Whamoo Casino has all of the the standard roulette versions of American Roulette, French Roulette and European Roulette. Most of these games are developed by software giants NetEnt.
In the live casino, there is also Roulette Macao Live, where you will be connected to a gaming environment which makes you feel like you are playing in the famous casinos of this Chinese gambling mecca. Live Speed Roulette, Live Roulette Auto and Roulette Azure are popular Pragmatic Play live casino versions of roulette which are available to Whamoo players.
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Whamoo's unique bonus package

One area in which Whamoo stands out as online casino is its great bonus package. Of course, there is a great welcome bonus for newly registered users. But the fun doesn’t stop there! At Whamoo casino, it is bonus day almost every single day of the week. On Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays the casino has recurring bonus offers if you reload you bankroll on one of those days. This makes Whamoo not only an attractive casino at the moment you sign up, but also at all those moments when you come back to play again.
300 free spins or a €200 deposit bonus

The Whamoo welcome bonus

We start of discussing the Whamoo welcome bonus which is called the “Welcombo” bonus by the casino. On a picture the Welcombo might not look too appealing as its packed in a carton takeaway box you might get at a certain fast food restaurant, but trust us on this: its contents are truly fantastic.
The Welcombo box contains a combination of goodies you get with your very first deposit at Whamoo. And what is best of all? You can decide what combo you want to receive! If you sign up at Whamoo for a free online casino account, you can determine your own bonus by adjusting the slide until you have found a combination which matches your idea of a perfect bonus.
This is a great option as it allows people to choose the bonus which best suits them. You can choose between free spins and a deposit bonus – or a combination of both. If you are an avid video slot gamer and do not care much about table games, you may want to slide all the way to the maximum free spins bonus. In that case, you will receive 300 free spins, but your deposit bonus will be 0%. The free spins in the Welcombo package are valid on the popular Amatic Industries slot Book of Fortune.
On the other hand, if you only care about table games and are not really interested in free spins and playing video slots, you want to adjust the slide to the maximum deposit bonus. This is a 100% deposit bonus of up to 200 euro. This means that if you deposit 200 euro of your own money to your newly created online casino account, Whamoo will top this up by another 200 euro from the house! If you select the full 100% deposit bonus, you will however not receive any free spins at all.
Of course, you can also opt for a mix between free spins and a deposit bonus. If you leave the slider in the middle, you will get 150 free spins and a 50% deposit bonus, for example. You can tweak this in any direction you want, for example to a 70% deposit bonus and 90 free spins. The higher your deposit bonus, the less free spins you receive. Want more free spins? Then your deposit bonus will decrease.

Welcombo bonus terms and conditions

Only one bonus is allowed per household and/or per player account. Do note that Whamoo’s bonuses remain valid until seven days after the required deposit has been made. Once this period ends, the bonus is automatically flagged as expired by the system and can no longer be released. The expired bonus funds are then automatically removed from the player’s account.
Of course, there is a wagering requirement which must be met in order to withdraw your bonus money and any winnings which may derive from it. Real money balance is used prior to bonus balance. The bonus balance will only be used when there is no real money available in your account. Only real money funds and released bonus funds can contribute towards the wagering requirement of the bonus. The wagering requirement for the Welcombo deposit bonus and free spins is thirty times (30x) the deposit + bonus.
Do note that players that deposit money using Paysafecard, Skrill or Neteller are not eligible for the Welcombo. To assure fair gaming and prevent fraud, Whamoo has placed a maximum cap on bonus money wagers, which are limited to a maximum per round/bet of €5 or its equivalent in other currencies. You should also be aware that certain games cannot be played using bonus money. There is a full overview of these games on the Whamoo bonus page.
Bets placed in certain games might not contribute fully to the wagering requirements.

• Bets placed on video slots count for 100%
• Bets placed on scratch cards count for 100%
• Bets placed on blackjack count for 10%
• Bets placed on video poker count for 10%
• Bets placed on poker count for 10%
• Bets placed on roulette, baccarat, sic-bo and craps do not count
• Bets placed on live casino games do not count

Recurring bonuses at Whamoo

The bonus fun does not stop at the welcome bonus when you play at Whamoo! You can count on a constant stream of promotional campaigns and bonus offers. The casino has recurring promo offers every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. If you deposit some extra money to your online casino bankroll on one of those days, you are eligible for a bonus. It therefore pays off to wait for these days before you decide to reload your online funds.
On Monday it is Pick ‘n’ Play day to start off the week with some good vibes. On this day, the casino basically tops up your deposited money You can:

• Turn your €20 into €25 with the code 100024;
• turn your €50 into €65 with the code 100025, and/or
• turn your €100 into €135 with the code 100026.

It is even possible to combine these bonuses if you want to deposit a larger sum! Alternatively, you can use the bonus codes of WHPICK5, WHPICK15 and WHPICK35 by putting these into the promo code field on the cashier page every Monday.

Whoa Wednesday

Wednesday is for many a difficult day in the week, it being right in the middle of another long week of work. To spice up things, Whamoo has come with an unusual bonus which it calls “Whoa Wednesday”.
Every Wednesday you get to uncover your secret gift – for free, no strings attached. The casino will add this gift to your next deposit. This can be a bonus, a set of free spins, or even both. You’ll get all the details once you’ve pulled off the cover and logged into your account. You will receive the bonus details and promotional code, which you can use in the promo field at the payment page to receive your hard-earned Wednesday bonus.

Freeday bonus

Friday is the favourite day of the week for many people – and the reason why is quite obvious. It marks the end of another working week and the start of some well-deserved weekend R&R! For many people this involves paying a visit to a land-based or online casino to get their kicks at their favourite game, whether it is a card game, roulette or video slot.
Whamoo knows that many people cannot wait for the days off work to start and therefore has come up with a special Friday bonus to welcome in the weekend! This bonus day is called ‘Freeday’ by Whamoo. The casino basically hands you a bunch of free spins if you are a regular customer. For every weekday from the previous week (Friday through Thursday) that you’ve deposited 30 euro or more, you get 10 free spins. For every weekend day you even get 20 Free Spins! That means up to 90 Free Spins are yours to play with. That’s a great start to a weekend full of partying and fun!

Wagering requirements

Do note that wagering requirements do apply to all daily promo offers. These are more or less the same as we outlined above in the description of the welcome package, but do take a look at the bonus terms and conditions page on the Whamoo website to know precisely what you can expect! As always, it is important to read the small print in order not to face any surprises later on.
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A fully mobile compatible casino

As a brand new online casino, Whamoo knows that already a majority of gamblers nowadays play on their mobile phones rather than on computers. Because of this, the Whamoo casino is fully compatible with mobile devices and tablets. If you load the Whamoo website on your smartphone, it looks just as good as on your laptop of computer. It’s equally accessible and orderly too! The mobile website is a breeze to browse through and you can easily access all the important pages such as the game library and payment page.
The same counts for the actual games themselves. Whamoo only works with software providers which are known to offer full mobile gaming support. These games are made in code such as HTML5, which means that the games can simply be played in your (mobile) internet browser. There is no download or special app required to play these games. Whether you are playing on your computer, tablet or smartphone, you simply surf to Whamoo.com and select your favourite game from the library. This game will then open in your internet browser – and you can play instantly. It does not matter whether your phone runs on Android or is an iPhone, nor does it matter whether you have Mozilla Firefox, Google Chrome, Internet Explorer, Opera, Safari or any other internet browser. Whamoo will function just fine!
This is absolutely great as you can now play at Whamoo wherever you are, whenever you want. Want to put down some wagers on the roulette table while you are sitting in public transport on your way to work? That’s easily doable! Just take out your smartphone on the train or bus, and surf to Whamoo.com to play at your favourite roulette table. Are you sitting on your couch at home and want to play a few hands of blackjack before going to sleep? Just take out your laptop, tablet or phone and within seconds you can have some of the most exhilarating blackjack fun on your screen.

The Whamoo Live Casino

Whamoo’s live casino is powered by Pragmatic Play and NetEnt software – which are two of the biggest, most reputable software providers in the world. This is great news for the players, as you can access high quality tables in just a few clicks.
In the live casino, you are connected with a live video feed to a real-time casino table in one of the casino studios of these software providers. You can play games like baccarat, blackjack and roulette like you are standing in a real land-based casino in Vegas or Monaco! Thanks to the high definition video stream, you have a great overview of all the action which unfolds on and around the table.
All table games are led by experienced, professional croupiers and dealers who are not only well-trained, but entertaining as well. By all means, feel free to open your microphone or the chat window to have a talk with them, or even with other players from around the world. This is what makes the live casino such a great invention. Even though you might be sitting at home in front of your laptop or computer, it does almost feel like you are standing in a casino for real!
Especially for high rollers the live casino is a worthwhile addition as table limits are often much higher than in regular games. Of course, if you are on a tight budget there will definitely be live casino tables where low minimum bets are allowed too – no worries there. But it is the experienced, high stakes gambler who probably feels most at home in the live casino.
There are multiple baccarat, blackjack and roulette variants which you can play. For roulette, there is American Roulette, European Roulette, French Roulette, Speed Roulette, Live Roulette Auto and Roulette Macao Live. If you prefer the casino classic of blackjack, you will find plenty of different tables all with slightly different betting limits. Baccarat is perhaps the game with the highest betting limit. Besides the regular version, there are also Speed Baccarat tables. A fourth casino game which can be played live at the Whamoo Live Casino is Sic Bo. Just browse through the list of live casino games, or use the search function to find your favourite table!
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LONGEVITY
Complete a Life Complete a full life
All you have to do for this one is die. You probably have it by now, but if you're super attached to your first Bitizen, you can always save your Bitlife and play somebody else wastefully or hold out until they pass.
Octogenarian See your 80th birthday Nonagenarian 90th birthday Centenarian 100th birthday Super-centarian 110th birthday Mega-centarian 120th birthday
Get on a healthy diet and garden and meditate twice a year. I like Nutrisystem. It's expensive, but I have advice for managing that below...
Strong Genes Achieve a 500-year generation Long Lineage 1000-year generation Living Legacy 5000-year generation
Never don't have kids. I like leaving everything to the youngest child and playing as them, but that won't make your kids happy with you or your heir. Your call. Either way, it helps to have a couple Bitlifes going in case you get tired of living carefully. Sometimes you're gonna want to be more reckless, you know?
WEALTH
Millionaire Become a millionaire My Second Million Achieve a net worth of $2m
Now that we have Royalty and Sports, this is a lot easier. Traditionally, if you're hot (95%+), drop out of high school and get your GED ($1k, you can do that in a couple years of dog walking/freelance gigs) and wait for a singer or actor career. If not, work hard in school and go to the gym often. Check your parents' stats and if they're generous make sure you pass your drivers test (maybe even ask if you can get a nicer one! immediately sell your car, they lose value fast) and take a martial art. It's much cheaper if they pay for it ($1K per tier in some countries) and gets you in good shape. If you're athletic, grind at a sport from middle school onwards. If you're not, try some athletic-adjacent clubs and go to the gym and for walks often. Pets count as additional walks which you can take from age 8+. When you're in good shape you can get a soccer scholarship (which can become a/)or a professional sports contract. More sports tips below, same with other careers. Basically try to get famous, not through politics. Or be hot and marry rich/have rich parents who die/be royal.
Multimillionaire Achieve a net worth of $10m Rich Net worth of $20m Super Rich Net worth of $50m Stinking Rich Net worth of $100m
Get a couple million first, then invest it in real estate. Or do ads if you're famous and it won't ruin your career. Helps to be big on social media for influence on that stuff. Fix up 1M+ houses and flip them when they've hit a value of 2 or 3 million. If you've got great karma or you're a religious figure of some kind, exorcise some mansions. You can do it all that way, or keep grinding careers.
Bitionaire Achieve a net worth of $1b
It's hard to get here from 0. Helps to leave everything to your youngest kid before you die after living a long, fruitful life. You can let your kid "take over" your assets at any time without tax now, that's the best way to do it. Then as soon as they're 18 make them famous/invest in real estate and repeat.
CAREER
Actor Become an actor
Be hot. You can drop out at 16 and get your GED for $1k (ask your parents for money or do freelance gigs for a couple of years). If you're not, go to the gym and for walks often. Pets count as additional walks which you can take from age 8+. Grind at a sport in school if you can to keep your health well and get plastic surgery at 18. Generally if your appearance stats are low it's either a nose job or liposuction that will fix it. Always go to the best plastic surgeon. Marry rich if you have to or work for a couple years if you have to, but start the career as soon as you can. Always work 5 more hours a week than required and compliment your supervisor if their coolness is high. Sleep with people in Hollywood (bosses coworkers etc). Your spouse/parent will generally be mad if you're in rude magazines, so hold off on dating unless they're cool or make them deal with it.
Airplane Pilot Become an airline captain
Grind in school and keep your mental health well. No drugs but drink if you feel like it, just make sure you can go to AA or whatever. Always work 5 more hours a week than required and compliment your supervisor if their coolness is high. If you're rich and you've inherited an airplane or you can afford lessons, take them. Go to University for a science thing that isn't biology lol. Start your Pilot Apprentice job.
At Inner Peace Work 75 years as a monk
Follow my longevity tips above and don't party or drink or do drugs. Always be honest. Meditate. Don't date.
Candywriter Work for Bitlife
Be born in Tampa, United States. Go to university for Information Systems. You'll get the achievement right away when you're hired.
CEO Become a CEO
Go to school for Finance. Get a job. Work hard every year.
Dentist Become a dentist
Go to university for biology, then dental school. Work hard every year.
Doctor Become a doctor
Go to university for biology, then medical school. Work hard every year.
Fire Chief Become a fire chief
Stay in good shape. Work hard every year.
Jack Of All Trades Have 10 careers in one life
Work at retail and food service jobs for less than a year, then go to university to get even more opportunities. Keep going for different paths.
Judge Become a judge Lawyer Become a lawyer
Go to school for english. Go to law school. Work hard every year.
Last Resort Seduce your boss to save your job
Be hot. Work fewer hours than required at your job. Make sure your supervisor is attracted to your gender and low professionalism. When your boss tries to fire you, seduce them.
People Person
Start with your less popular coworkers and work your way up. Pay attention to their stats so you know what they want. Get hard-to-get people with Bitlife Bitizenships ($5).
Combat
Armed & Dangerous Kill someone with a learned martial art move
Get to the top level of a martial art, (especially in prison) pick someone old to attack. Start a fight with them.
Midieval Attack Get attacked with a midieval weapon
Kinda chance. Just keep picking fights. You can get into a lot of fights if you're rude at nightclubs or to people on the street. Sometimes if you attack your loved ones or enemies with a weapon they'll kill you with a sword or something.
No Grasshopper Earn the top belt in a martial art
Each martial art has 10 tiers. They can cost $1k+ if you're an adult so if you've got generous parents take advantage.
Sensei San Earn the top belt in every martial art
Have health above 50% when you take a martial arts lesson. Follow above tips. Parents will probably only pay for one set of lessons, so pay for the other arts yourself as an adult. At $10k per martial art, it will probably cost you $40k-$50k.
Disease
Addicted Sustain 3 addictions at once
Play Blackjack or go to the horse races often with mid-tier mental health. Get addicted to pills or some other hard non-psychedelic drugs. Start drinking last b/c it'll kill your health. Try not to let your Bitizen get depressed or you might die, lol. All addiction is dangerous so it may take a few tries.
Bubonic Plague Contract the bubonic plague
Have low health and luck out. I got it in the UK.
Foam at the Mouth Contract rabies
Try to take home every wild animal you see. One might bite you. If you succeed, take it to the vet. If it doesn't have rabies, release it. If it does, don't treat it! Take it home and bathe it until it bites you.
Sickly Contract 10 diseases in one life
Best if you're not vaccinated, but just have mid-tier health and be really social. All afflictions count.
Successful Rehab Have rehab cured at a rehab center
Go to fancy rehab if you can afford it. Do it from your military deployment to go AWOL.
Witchcraft Get cured of a disease by the witch doctor
Eye of newt and cow tongue are iffy. Always start with health at 100. They've fixed cancer and sickle cell for me.
Entertainment
BitBoi Watch Bijuu Mike on YouTube BTS ARMY Go to a BTS concert
Keep asking friends to watch YouTube/go to concerts every year until you get those options.
Movie Junkie Go to 5 movies in one life Moviegoer Go to a movie
Go to the movies every year. It's good for your relationship if you go with somebody.
Fame
Brightest Star Achieve maximum fame
Actor, model, writer, athlete career path. Keep doing every bonus thing (talk shows, books, pose nude, commercials) and verify on social media.
Centerfold Pose for Wank magazine
Agree to pose nude every time until you get it. I think this one has women mostly but I can't remember.
Endorser Get paid $2m for a commercial
Easy if you're a high paid actor or model doing an international commercial.
K-Pop Become a famous Korean singer
See my wealth advice. Follow it with the "background singer" career and start in Korea.
Fertility
DNA Donor Make 25 sperm donations in one life
This one is hard b/c you can only do it once a year and only until a certain age. So start at 18 and don't stop. I think you have to be American. Maybe UK and Canada too? Not legal everywhere. Try not to miss a year.
Fabulously Fertile Have 10 children in one life Fertile Myrtle Mother 25 children in one life
Meditate every year. Start at 18. You have to be cis. Eat healthy and exercise. Get boyfriends and have unprotected sex with them so you don't get STDs. You can be a mother up until like 51 if you're healthy and lucky. Keep having sex until you get pregnant.
Smart Seed Get artificially inseminated with lawyer sperm
Start at 18. You have to be cis. Be fertile (tips above). Keep pulling up the option to get artificially inseminated until a lawyer comes up. Don't listen to your partner if they don't want you to do it LOL.
Super Sperm Have 100 children in one life
Be a cis dude. Meditate. Be handsome. Have a million girlfriends. Use the dating app to keep dating young women. Don't abandon any kids but leave girlfriends as soon as they're pregnant. Hire every surrogate that will take you if it's legal. Sue them for the max ($200k) if they bail (not miscarry).
Three's Company Have triplets
Sometimes this happens if you're a dude with luck or while you're doing Super Sperm. Sometimes if you're a woman it's luck too or when you do IVF with your partner's sperm or other artificial insemination.
Military
Career Military Serve your full career in the military
Tips for staying alive below. Retire as soon as you can.
General Achieve the rank of general in the military
Be a good Army person. Grind at work like 5x a year. Keep in shape. Be nice to your seargeant.
Admiral Reach the rank of admiral in the military
Be a good Navy person. Grind at work like 5x a year. Keep in shape. Be nice to your seargeant.
Absent Without Leave Go AWOL in the military
Be deployed with an addiction and check into rehab. Whoops.
Excavator Clear 10 minefields
Be deployed, and use a minesweeper solver to not die if you suck at minesweeper.
Pet
Adopt Don't Shop Rescue every pet in the shelter
You gotta have a few houses. Then you're good. You gotta do it all in one year so have like a lot of houses. Like 5 at least. Tips for getting rich above.
Horsing Around Own 50 horses in one life
You gotta have a bunch of ranches. Buy a few horses a year. Tips for getting rich above.
Just Keep Swimming Buy a goldfish and release it.
You can do this one as a kid too if your parent gets you a goldfish.
Natural Selection Rescue every pet in the shelter
This one took forever. Just keep buying dangerous exotic pets and rescuing every dangerous animal you see. It's luck.
No Probllama Buy a Llama
Buy a ranch in Afghanistan. Go pet shopping.
Prison
Aftermath Escape prison in a riot Instigator Prison riot
Get good at Snake. Keep rioting. Works best in low security. Takes a couple tries, kind of luck.
Behind Bars Spend 50 years in prison True Lifer 75 years in prison
Do a murder in a country without the death penalty (Canada). Murder with full health at 18. Get a prison job. Meditate and work out every year. Keep your head down. Try half-heartedly to escape every once in a while so you don't accidentally get parole or something. But if you get out you can always go back. Rob a bank or something. But keep your health and behaviour up in case you get sick and need to go to the infirmary.
Gangsta Join a prison gang
Go to a medium or higher security prison.
Inmating Get a lover pregnant on a conjugal visit
Be a cis man with high fertility. Have a good relationship (80%+) with an 18 year old cis woman. Make sure she isn't on birth control. Do a small crime, get a prison job, and meditate. Request a conjugal visit.
Justice Get freed from prison by appeal
Be rich. Wait a couple years after you're sentenced for something non-violent.
Mercy Me Get granted clemency
Be a nun or a monk for 50+ years. Don't retire. Do a murder. Get a prison job. Meditate, work out, go to the library, and write letters to home. You won't know until the year you're scheduled to die, so hold on.
Midnight Express Get sentenced to Turkish prison
Be born in Turkey. Do a crime.
Theseus Escape a supermax prison
There are a ton of Bitlife prison guides. Do a murder and escape from death row.
Royalty
Executioner Execute 5 people
Be king. Or queen. Top dog, either way. It helps to have enemies or friends to make enemies.
Markle Marry into the royal family
Be a commoner in a country with royals. Be cute. Go on lots of dates. It'll pop up and be part of their name. They could be a viscount or whatever, no member of the royal family is too far removed.
Monarch Become a monarch
Start as prince or princess and inherit the throne.
Napoleon Get exiled to a distant land
Keep executing people. And do a bunch of disservice.
Reign Over Us Reign as monarch for 100 years
In a country where Prince/Princess is top monarch or where your king/queen parents are low health/dying, keep your health up until you're a super-centarian (see above).
Sports
Canton Get inducted into the football hall of fame
Be a great football player. Be famous. Play as long as you can. Keep being famous after football as long as you can. I stopped being famous at 40 and got inducted at 60.
Christiano Win the Ballon d'Or
Be a European soccer player. Keep winning championships (see below).
Full Ride Win an athletic scholarship
Start playing sports in middle school. Become captain of at least one team with a pro league.
Giggsy Win 13 career championships
You can train each stat up twice in a turn if you trade teams, but you'll lose respect, so pick your moments. Grind your whole life. Keep going to the gym. Trade teams when you guys start losing. Stay on top.
Hooker Yell at a leopard
Try out for professional rugby with high athletic stats. Choose Hooker as your position.
Lance Win a championship while doping
It's safest to dope the year after a drug test. Try it for your second or third championship.
Real Estate
House Hunter Make $2m from flipping a house
Buy a $2m house. Leave it to your kid. Sell it. See above.
Mansion Party Throw a party in a mansion Real Estate Mogul Purchase real estate worth $10m combined Trailer Party Party in a trailer
Pretty straight forward. If you're broke start with the trailer party. Then buy mansions. Advice for getting rich above.
School
Brothers Forever Get hired by a frat brother
Be a jock. See sports advice above. When you're in two sports at university, compliment the jocks' leader. Be good looking (plastic surgery if needed, see above) and google the answer to the question if you need it. Google high-level frats and pick one. Then when you get hired after school one of them might hire you!
Earning that A Seduce your teacher
Be really attractive and compliment your teachers who are attracted to people of your gender. Take the opportunity to sleep with them if it arises.
Naughty Child Get expelled from school
Be rude as hell to the principal/headmastedean
Swimming Star
Start swimming as young as you can and stay in shape. "Work harder" every year.
Social Media
Social Media Join social media Social Media Sharer Post Social Media Oversharer Post 5 times Social Media Star Get a million followers Check! Get verified
Join all social media platforms at 13. Be pretty and keep posting. Follow above advice to get famous in any public career to get more followers. Start with Instagram for verification around 100k. By the time you're a lead actosupermodel/etc you'll have 1m followers.
Vehicle
Antiqued Keep a car running for 200 years.
Buy a brand new car. Do maintenance twice a year. Pass it on to your kid (18+) and repeat.
Car collector Assemble a car collection worth $1m Lambo Buy a Lamborghini
Buy a lambo and a bunch of other fancy cars. Who cares. See advice above for money.
Not The Yellow One Buy a submarine
You need $5b for this to show up reliably.
Titanic Trouble Run into trouble on a yacht
Have a shitty yacht or shitty luck. Go for a bunch of rides.
Animal
Animal Rescue Rescue an animal
Helps to have 100% smarts. Read childrens books so you don't have to tap too many pages. It'll only take two or three.
Deaf Leapord Yell at a leopard
Buy a leopard from the exotic animals dealer and yell at it when it misbehaves.
Gorilla and the Fist Get decapitated by a gorilla
I had to buy so many gorillas from the exotic animals dealer to get one crazy enough to decapitate me. Just keep bathing it and letting it attack you every year until it kills you.
Unicorn Find a unicorn
Go for like 10 walks a year. Have good karma.
Hungry Hippo !!! NEEDED !!!
Apparently Egypt is good for this.
Lion Tamer !!! NEEDED !!!
Apparently Kenya is good for this.
Crime
Balcony Buccaneer Steal 100 packages in one life
It's a lot easier to avoid punishment by wielding your title if you're a monarch. This one took me ages as a civiliian.
Burglar Burgle 25 homes in one life
Play Snake well
Cold Killer Kill 10 people in one life Serial Killer Kill 25 people
Start with random homeless people. If you're a royal exert your title to avoid punishment. Keep buying your way out of prison as long as you can. Then start killing other prisoners, start with the oldest and work your way down to the strongest ones. Work out and meditate every year. Pay guards for protection if you can but you probably won't be fucked with if you keep strong and murderous.
Dillinger Rob 5 banks in one life
If you're royal you'll get away with it. Make sure you have a getaway car either way. Clown mask/closest equivalent and handgun/closest equivalent work best.
Scare to Death Scare someone to death
Do a murder but pick scare to death. Works best if they're old.
Bugatti Bandit !!! NEEDED !!!
Going Anywhere !!! NEEDED !!!
LOVE
Black Widow Widow 5 husbands in one life
Start using the dating app when you're 18 and go for old guys. Best if they don't have kids and if they're rich. Propose after you fuck when your relationship is at 100%. I like to be on birth control for this.
Golden Anniversary Be in a marriage for 50 years Diamond Anniversary Marriage for 75 years
Keep seeing movies together and fucking and complimenting each other. Cute as hell. Just marry young and try to both stay alive.
Fake It Propose successfully with a fake ring
Works best if you're rich and they love you and they're dumb.
Family Planner Convince a lover to go off birth control
Be a cis man. Be in a strong relationship with a cis woman. Ask her to go off birth control. Easiest if you're married to her.
Maiden Named Marry a man who takes your last name
Marry a man and don't change your last name. Kind of a luck thing. Make sure your relationship is strong.
Multigamist Get married 10 times in one life
Pre-nups and widowing make this easier but do you. Love them and leave them. If you're a young guy it's really easy to get older women to agree to marry you.
Stud Have 100 lovers in a single life
Hook up like crazy. Date all you can and fuck all of them. Use protection so you can stay alive.
Wedding Planner Agree to an arranged marriage
I did this in India as a woman with wealthy, religious parents.
Bejeweled !!! NEEDED !!!
General
All Along Have a parent who comes out of the closet
Could be luck. Or you can cheat it with a Bitizenship by making both parents gay and unreligious.
Begone Exorcise your own ghost
Be an exorcist. Buy a haunted house. Do what you do best.
Booty Call Have a successful Brazillian butt lift
Be healthy and have good karma. Use the best doctor. Cross your fingers. They still only work 1/3 of the time.
Cliff Diver Go cliff diving Hero Save someone's life Player Perks Accept a casino's hospitality offer Snake Snack Eat a snake ZAP! Get struck by lightning
Random event
Dignified Donor Donate a 1m+ heirloom to charity
Get your heirloom every day. Appraise it. Donate the first $1m+ one you get.
Flamin' Hot Survive 60 years on a Hot Cheetos diet
Get liposuction every couple of years and work out and walk a lot. Have no other conditions. Do your best. Get pets for more walks. Garden. Try to survive. Start at 18.
Flee the Country Emigrate to escape justice
Escape prison and emigrate
Frankenstein Survive 5 botched plastic surgeries
Keep going to the bad doctor. Go for risky procedures like butt lifts. Space them out to get your health back up.
Goat Grabber Join a goat grabbing team
Be athletic and join a goat grabbing team at school in Afghanistan
Human Dictionary Read the dictionary
So much tapping. But eventually it will show up in your books. Be strong.
Hyperthymesia Score 20 sequences on the memory test
The worst part of Bitlife. I did this one by writing 1,2,3 or 4 on a piece of paper according to which # square lit up with my right hand and doing the puzzle on my phone with my left hand. Still took like 5 tries and was really frustrating. Take breaks and come back with a clear head.
Jackpot Win the lottery jackpot
Keep your karma high and buy 10 tickets 5 times a year. You'll get it eventually.
Lowroller Get refused entry to a casino
Bet more money than you have on Blackjack. Once you're out of prison, try to come back. They'll turn you away.
Nightmare Wake up from a nightmare
As a pilot, buy a terrible plane. When it crashes, accept your doom. You might wake up.
Paranightmare Contract PTSD after a paranormal experience
Try to have bad mental and good physical health (a hard balance. Try gardening, dieting, and fighting with friends or loved ones) and then try to exorcise stubborn ghosts.
Perfection Achieve perfect stats
Pretty easy. Work out, get plastic surgery (lipo or nose job to start) and go for walks, read children's books (3 should get you to 100%) and go to the movies or on vacation.
Rich Justice Win a $1m+ lawsuit
Get fired from a really high paying job like CEO and win your lawsuit.
Run Bitizen! Win a bet on Bitizen There's Always Canada Emigrate to Canada Winnipeg, Eh? Visit Winnipeg
Wait until it pops up as an option
Say Goodbye To Hollywood Get deported from the United States
Move to the U.S. without permission. Get caught doing a minor crime.
Skeezy Get called "skeezy"
Be an asshole at nightclubs and in the streets. Fight with your friends and coworkers, insult them and start rumours.
Sweepstakes Win the sweepstakes
Set it up on a day where you'll be by your phone. Sign up every time you can.
Try & Stop Me Violate a restraining order
Stalk your ex. Do it again after they file a restraining order.
Ultimate Betrayal Your spouse leaves you following a gender reassignment
Have a terrible relationship with your heterosexual spouse. Get gender reassignment surgery.
Unethical Bribe a college official
Be rich and have dumb kids.
Roswell !!! NEEDED !!!
Sacrilege !!! NEEDED !!!
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